When Chris gets arrested

Another great collaboration? Milk. Some studies suggest that teens who drink milk tend to be leaner and the protein helps build muscle that will allow Chris Brown to beat his girlfriend, Rihanna, when she steps out of line.

Milk: Keeping the pimp hand strong.

THE UNINVITED

Tonight Liz got me out of the house and we went to see "The Uninvited". This movie is a remake of a South Korean horror film "A Tale of Two Sisters".



Ok I love foreign films but I hate remakes. I Don't know, I believe that most countries don't have complete censorship like America does and therefore they're movies are a little bit more interesting. They don't seem to follow our horror film criteria. You know those certain rules that always apply:

• Black person dies first.
• Have sex you die.
• There's always a party where you will get killed because the killer is one of you friends.
• Music starts right before something scary happens.
• Bad ass jock.
• Slutty blonde.
• Everyone dies in the end.

Well, America seems to take these foreign films and massacre them entirely. I expected to be super disappointed about this movie and by the time it was over I had complete goosebumps from this twist.

Emily Browning, you may remember her from "Ghost Ship" or "Lemony Snicket's A series of Unfortunate Events", did such a great job in this film along side Arielle Kebbe, "John Tucker Must Die" and "Grudge 2", and Elizabeth Banks, you know the crazy horny girl in "The 40-Year Old Virgin".

If you want to see a scary movie that will make you jump a few times, mess with your head and get you anxious go watch it. It's PG-13 but there's blood.

go get mind fucked. =]

A Few Words To Perez Hilton

OKAY... So let me, Jasmine, tell you what I'm doing as I type this; reading Perez Hilton.

I don't understand, how can someone not that great looking sit around and harass other people? In the last few weeks I have seen him post blog after blog on Jessica Simpson's weight and backlashing on anyone who seems to defend her. When Jessica was too thin we said she was anorexic and now that she gains weight SHE'S FAT, MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND.

Ok. lets get something straight our country has been said to be on the top of the scale for obesity. In a world where people have lost the true meaning of beauty we should be encouraging people that being HEALTHY and in shape is more important than trying to look like a twig. If you are naturally petite or skinny, more power to ya, but there are a lot of people out there who are struggling with there weight. I for one am not a thin girl, even if I dropped a few pounds I would still have huge breast.

There are many woman in the business that have great full voluptuous bodies. I can name a few at the top of my head.

Kim Kardashian, that woman's body is fucking amazing! She's like my Theresa Barbie. Jessica Simpson has always been known for her natural breast. Shes openly talked about it numerous times. Chantal Claret, wife of Jimmy [Urine] Euringer of Mindless Self Indulgence, she's a beautiful full figured woman also. Even when Britney had her baby weight still on you ripped her a new one.

Perez let's have a little talk here, did you not post in the past a video talking about how you would like to lose weight and jog down the Malibu beach to get in shape? Correct me if I'm wrong but people even congratulated you on how you lost weight and took off your robe to show off those glorious titties of yours. I hope someone reads this and agrees with me. You're not a bad person, you just have bad habits.

I'm not perfect; No one is.

Another thing.. Kristin Stewart, what's your beef with her? I'm sure she can give to fuckin' shits what you think of her because she's so chill and doesn't give a shit what a "little" person like you has to say about how she lives her life. Are you angry that you didn't get the role of Bella Swan in "Twilight"?

BY THE WAY!

I in fact love Lily Allen! I love that she talks as much shit about you as you do about her.



I think people are scared to say what they really feel about you because then you'll start posting angry mean things about them and drawing little penis's and cum shots on their pictures.

I don't want to be known as the girl trying to get attention by posting mean cynical things about you or anyone. I want to be the better person. If that is what it comes to, and you talk shit on me like with Tina.. BECAUSE WE KNOW THATS WHAT YOU DO!

All I have to say is.

There's no such thing as bad publicity. Thats a little thing I've learned from too much reality TV.

[Image Credit Lily Allen.]

SUPERBOWL COMMERCIALS

OK so, I'm not feeling to great today, but I will put a few things up at this moment. There's a lot of commercials up the last few days from the Super Bowl.

I didn't watch the Super Bowl =x but from the commercials I've seen, these are my favorite. You can see all of them at Adblitz and vote for YOUR favorite.



Even Stevie Ryan did a cheetos commercial. We effin' love her. Check out her
MySpace and YouTube.

TOUR DATES

Escape the Fate starts tour this Thursday in Pomona, CA alongside Blacktide, Burn Halo, William Control and Attack Atack.



The Devil Wears Prada has a show on the 20th in Ohio but starts tour Starts March 14th in Piano, Texas. Their Opening bands include, A Day to Remember, Sky Eats Airplane, Emarosa, and Miss May I.



You should check that out if you're in the area. I'm going in April with Craig! I'll let you know when it's getting closer.. I'm super psyched

SUPER BOWL XLIII

SUPER BOWL
PITTSBURGH 27
ARIZONA 23

Yesterdays Super Bowl extravaganza was a record-setting sixth Super Bowl win for the Steelers, 27-23 over the Arizona Cardinals. The 6-yard catch from deep in the right corner of the end zone during the last 35 seconds of the game was all thanks to Santonio Holmes (Steelers, Wide Receiver).

The Steelers (15-4), led 20-7 during the fourth quarter, which took a drastic change when Kurt Warner (Cardinals, Quarterback) fought to reach the 23-20 game score with 2:37 remaining on the clock.

Warner passed to Fitzgerald (Cardinals, Wide Receiver) for a 64-yard touchdown with the remaining 2:37. Fitzgerald ran down the middle of the field while passing all of the Steelers. Roethlisberger (Steelers, Quarterback) then managed to mislead a 78-yard drive to win the game.

MUSINK !

Musink Tattoo convention & Music Festival is back for it's 2nd year.

Created by LA Ink's gorgeous and VERY talented Kat Von D last year when she came up with the idea to put music & tattoos together.




It will be held on FEB. 20th - 22nd at the OC Fair & Event Center in Coasta Mesa, CA

Some Bands like Atreyu and Story of the Year have announce that they will be performing.


One day pass: $25
Weekend pass: $65
Daily VIP: $100

[Image via Musink MySpace.]

AHHH IT HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen had a teaser trailer out in time for the SuperBowl!!!




GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra did too!!!



I just got Chills watching that actually. SUPER EXCITED!!

I will say... The Eiffel Tower falling is so UMBRELLA ACADEMY though.

Under Construction

HII EVERYONE!!!

let me introduce myself, my names jasmine. I run this blog with my cousin crystal. We're currently getting the kinks going with this blog but I'm trying to work really hard on it.

Whats gonna be on this blog?

I woke up this morning and thought, "I WANT TO MAKE THE BEST BLOG IN THE WORLD". Now, i don't really know how that gonna happen, but work with me here.

Here's a little low down on the things I want to happen on this blog.

I LOVE music; It's my life. I go to lots of shows and squeeze my money to go to as many as possible. I want to keep everyone updated on music. I'm going to try to keep you updated with some tours, set lists, shows I go to, pictures I take, Shows my friends go to, some photographers I know, their sites [so you can look at their pictures from the shows]. Let me know what you like. What are your favorite bands? What do you like to listen to? I wanna know! Let me know in an email!

I LOVE make up! omg! I can't emphasize how much in words. my friend Jamie and I are gonna try running a YOUTUBE in the near future with Make-up Ideas and tutorials. For the mean time, I'm going to try to keep you updated with new looks I'm loving a few people that inspire me, some other make up artist online that do tutorials and have their own blog so you can see what their doing. If you know of any, let me know, i love all that fun shit!

MOVIES!!!! MOVIES!!! MOVIES!! Who doesn't love movies!? We sure don't! Infact I think I own as many movies as Blockbuster. You know it, we're gonna keep the movie reviews going. Tell us what movies you cant wait to see!!! We're still dying to see Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. That's probably going to be your 1st movie update ;)


I want to have some celebrity updates, PEOPLE EAT THAT SHIT UP!!! I Don't DON'T DON'T want to be Perez Hilton, Trent, or Jared I want to do a little "celebrity" update. I think maybe just my point of view on things and somethings that are talked about.

I hate the news! Personally I think WE all have enough drama & problems in our lives. The media seems to just make us more and more depressed. I'm gonna try to actually make it a mission to keep updated on CNN. GOOD MORNING AMERICA. some late night news, current events. Crystal's really good with sports.. SO maybe she'll do all that whenever she isn't doing her homework [college is hard YO]

Ok FINALLLY!

We're also gonna try to make this fun and keep some of our jokes and silly things we do/say up to date. We want you to know about us too!! Lets be friends!!


If anyone has any ideas, get at me. WE'RE open minded and love hearing every ones opinion.

you can reach us on our MySpaces too. messages and comments <333

JASMINE
CRYSTAL

Trips to PNC Bank

Crystal and I took a little trip to PNC Bank to get some money. While we we're exiting she had a hard time getting money in her little snapping wallet that doesn't even fit 2 pieces of paper and slice of gum. 

Crystal: "Why won't you just go in already.. go in.. hurry up i don't have time for this"

Me: "You sound like a Prostitute. HURRY UP! GET IT IN ALREADY I HAVE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT AT 4!"

Twilight Casting Call

You know what's wrong with this picture of Rob??

He's too clean..

Well.. In other news ...

There is in fact a casting call in Canada thats too far for my liking. Also, it's for Native Americans; GOD! I've never wished to be a few shades more brown EVER 'til now. 

[Image Via PerezHilton.]

Wise Words About Proposals

"​Haha she'll​ say yess.​.​ 1000x​ yes . Cries, and puts her boobs​ in your face.​.​ Put the ring on her nippl​e"​

Other Uses For Pesticides

Using​ raid to remov​e lice is proba​bly the best thing​ I've ever heard​.​.​

Espec​ially​ the putti​ng a plast​ic bag on your head to conta​in the fumes​ of death​ lmfao​

Roffl​e im cryin​g and my lungs​ are squee​king.​

Cryst​al.​.​.​ Age 9.. BEST true story​.​.​

Move Over Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling and warner brothers pictures brings you the most awaited next installment in Harry Potter , Cedric Diggory and the case of the missing pants. Robert pattinson of twilight stars in this film of a very attractive boy who misplaces his trousers. 

Directed by david yates and produced by david heyman (best known for The Boy in Striped Pajamas) 

Lmfao!!!! Omg that's a holocaust movie it just sounded kinky so I put it lmao! I did do research for this shit.

[image credit David Lani]

YAAA TAKE THAT PEREZ! We found the real creator

An Open Letter To Satan

Dear Satan, 

Crystal and I would like to make a small request. Upon recent discovery and indepth look on the Twilight series we've made an important decision. We would like to ask a small favor. Is it possible for you to send us and Edward Cullen and Jacob Black in a nicely wrapped gift box. I know Christmas is a little late, BUT we would be internally grateful, LITERALLY! Peace out 

Love, 

Crystal and Jasmine =)

P.S. Crystal says "please don't burn my soul". I think that's such an Edward thing to say.